i stood there…i knew i shouldn’t have entered the boy monsters bathroom…but i did and once you see something you can’t just turn around and pretend you didn’t…even if you want to, even if you are tired and don’t want to fool with it…no, once you see you must act…so when i entered the bathroom and saw the mess i was upset, but not as upset as i was when i realized what had really happened…the survivors from previous tank encounters were swimming in blue goo…blue goo, what could it be…as i squinted and leaned in closer to figure it out… then i smelled the familiar minty freshness…PRISSY!!! i yelled…no answer, i knew it was her, it had her markings all over it…the tube of toothpaste lay empty on the floor…my mind raced, flouride…too much of it can kill a child (at least that is what i am told) so surely swimming, inhaling a tube of it couldn’t be good, i had to act fast..no time for punishment, i quickly emptied the tank and refilled…fishy’s puffing/fishy’s panting…but so far so good, they look a bit weary but they seem sparkling clean and i bet that are feeling that minty tingle…i am sure this is a day they never forget (that is if they continue to survive the day)…the day the blue goo fell from the sky and covered their world in freshness….
The blue goo was still there when I visited . . . that’s just nasty, girl! Something is wrong with that one that keeps standing on his head near the filter. That’s just not right! LOL